Circuit Queen

Party time

A Circuit Queen loves to party. Indeed, some would claim that it’s his raison d’etre. As he moves from one major dance event to another, his body remains his masterpiece. Moreover and miraculously, his visage scant evidence of those long, vigorous nights. At least not in the right light. And every self-respecting Circuit Queen will always ensure he’s captured in the kindest light.

Physically he is impressive. Fuelled by broccoli, chicken and various other proteins, the body of a Circuit Queen dazzles. It exists to be worshipped beneath the strobes. And a circuit Queen is never more at home than on the dance floor. Oh, what a glorious spectacle he is. His beefy breasts are waxed to within an inch of their mortality. Tribal tattoos are abundant. And his bountiful buns are of course encased in the latest Abercrombie and Fitch. He naturally rates himself an undisputed ‘10’ on the attractiveness scale. And he’s unlikely to play hide the salami with anyone lower than a 9. Perhaps a measly 8 on a lacklustre night. But there’s a deeper allure than superficial beauty. The Circuit queen represents sex and freedom. He embodies the celebration of gay life.

Firstly, looking godlike takes serious hard work. Accordingly, he's mentioned in the fire instructions of his local gym. Secondly, dance. What better way to show off that impeccable physique? And thirdly, some serious dicking. Because when thousands of bulked-up gays travel thousands of miles to the same destination, there will inevitability be a sticky mess.

At one of many circuit parties held annually across the world. We can trace these parties back to Fire Island in the 1970s. The parties grew in the 1990s and 2000s. And they were invariably named after colours. For example, we still have The White Party in Palm Springs. And The Black and Blue Party in Montreal. And then there’s the Matinee Group’s Circuit Festival. This yearly Barcelona extravaganza features 50 DJs across 12 days. And a pantheon of gay porn stars. Or just guys who look like gay porn stars but work in IT. But hey, fantasy is everything. Fancy forging some deep connections with Circuit Queens before the parties? Find them on Gays.com today.