Gays in Canada

I am in a senior's nursing home that is more like a prison. I need some physical meetings. I really love sucking on a nice cut cock and REALLY love sucking on some nice smooth low hanging balls.

Height: 5'9" (Tall enough to reach top shelves).
Diet: 70% tacos, 30% existential dread.
Flaws: I will over-analyze movie plots.
Skills: Can cook a mean lasagna.
Funny, kind, and emotionally mature.
Requirement: Must tolerate bad puns.
Bonus: You own a dog.
Dealbreaker: If you put pineapple on pizza.
If you want to argue about music playlists.....