Check out any of the gay magazines and you’ll see the six pack’s sacred place in gay male culture: it’s the holy grail, the ultimate prize. Some men will do anything to obtain one, and those who can’t be arsed to put in the work will dream of snaring a partner with those immaculate abs. Yet for others – Bears for example – the idea of the six pack is foul. They want mounds of succulent flesh to cling on to. Lesbians – perhaps in rebellion against the body fascism that stifles women – are less obsessed with it all. Sometimes you can’t help but think they’ve got the right idea!
Waterports is yet another of those wonderful words that frequently means different things to straight and gay people. No, we’re not talking about a spot of surfing or paddleboarding here. Gay Watersports will leave you significantly warmer. Or relaxed. Or indeed degraded - in the most delightful way. It’s all about the act of urinating on another guy from the height of your choice. Rumours abound that Donald Trump has a penchant for it. But don’t let that put you off. The infamous Golden Shower can be one of the most powerful ways of forging intimacy.