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There should be nothing quiet or timid about sex. If there is, something’s probably lacking. It’s the time to let rip with every grunt, groan, howl and pant you can muster. Embrace your inner beast. And it’s also the perfect opportunity to prove what a cunning linguist you are. To indulge in some thoroughly filthy talk to get those juices gushing. Forget politeness. Plunder your armory of expletives. Describe your most private fantasies in lurid detail. Nothing is off-limits with Gay Dirtytalk.
Rare is the man who doesn’t relish charming his cobra. How better to explore your body? Gone are the days when the church claimed a quick cuff of the carrot made one blind. Today, medical studies show that regular masturbation can help ward off prostate cancer. So reach for those tissues and get stroking tout de suite.
Sadly, we spend most of our time here, so it’s almost inevitable that we’re going to be attracted to someone we work with at some stage in our lives. Similarly, our carnal urges don’t just come to us when we go home and turn off the lights, so why not sneak off to the toilet for a quicky with that hot guy or girl from accounts? Given there are often likely to be less LGBT people in a workplace than straights perhaps the chances of something saucy happening are greater. But it goes without saying: don’t get caught.