The information that you will read about me and what I post is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer...is no.
I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and colour of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself. I am life. I am appetite!

I can be abrasive, sometimes annoying and at times I can come on way too strong, like... vindaloo curry. When you're crazy about curry, that's fine, but, no matter how much you love curry, if you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never want to see curry for a really, really long time; but one day you wake up, and you think..."God, I really miss curry."