Why don't you go orally extract embryonic fluid from a hen's egg?
My skin is pale, my eyes are green, my blood is the color of your blood, and my hair was blonde originally. Everyday I have Red Bull and a headache. I don’t care if the former creates the latter, it is worth it. I don’t plan on ever being particularly successful, wealthy, well-known, or well-liked, but I am a writer. I am heavily flawed, but at least I am intelligent enough to notice. I am not a grown up. My girlfriend and I harbor many extreme differences from each other, but we fit. She's one of the few people that are disturbed enough to share my humor at all times and wise enough share my views where it counts. I hate most things. The things that I don’t hate are: black coffee, comic books, alternative music, pet shops, science fiction, the airport, kinderwhore fashion, role-playing games, road trips, and cats.