Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
I can be quite serious, but can also take the piss out of myself extensively. I'm into having a laugh, intelligent conversations, getting to know new people, being with my friends, drinking too much, being busy and tap-dancing!

Some things that I love are tomato and basil sandwiches, my fish, films with ass-kicking twists at the end, Mojitos, good books, central heating, people who smile, my bed, inspirational music and Bette Porter.

Things I don't like include hangovers, the wind, bad spelling, people who are difficult to have a conversation with, litter-dropping, my greying hair, bad manners and mozzarella (what the fuck is it's purpose? It doesn't taste of anything).