Ummm hate these (I really truly, utterly do!) For those interested and for those so bored they found my profile page my name is Chris and I live in a small village on Dartmoor.
I'm a pretty regular guy, like the usual stuff like holidays, days out etc. and oddly like reading peoples gaydar pages, if I send you a message its probably because I've read something funny it doesn't mean I want to shag your brains out but hey I'm open to that too!
I don't have much of a criteria other than I just want to meet nice guys, simply put don't be a dick, just be yourself and we will get along just fine. Always open to new friends of any age although for romance I have to find you attractive and for that I like guys my own age or younger. If you look like John Newman then I will happily marry you and give you babies even though it's genetically impossible... I WILL FIND A WAY! I also like short guys although that's not set in stone if your hot.... your hot. :)
Ideally just wanting to meet guys to hang out with such as going out, pretty new to all this after my Ex ripped my heart out with a spoon, spat on it, threw it to the ground and stamped on it repeatedly while walking awayl aughing at what an idiot I was for loving him in the first place.... I'm not bitter!
I'm also a total nerd and love Star Wars, Star Trek... Doctor Who... and pizza hut....
Anyway, if you are still reading this and haven't passed away with bordom, send me a message... IT'S FREE!
Peace n peas. x
Fantasies? I've never seen a dating site with this on it lol