Ummm hate these (I really truly, utterly do!) For those interested and for those so bored they found my profile page my name is Chris and I live in a small village on Dartmoor.

I'm a pretty regular guy, like the usual stuff like holidays, days out etc. and oddly like reading peoples gaydar pages, if I send you a message its probably because I've read something funny it doesn't mean I want to shag your brains out but hey I'm open to that too!

I don't have much of a criteria other than I just want to meet nice guys, simply put don't be a dick, just be yourself and we will get along just fine. Always open to new friends of any age although for romance I have to find you attractive and for that I like guys my own age or younger. If you look like John Newman then I will happily marry you and give you babies even though it's genetically impossible... I WILL FIND A WAY! I also like short guys although that's not set in stone if your hot.... your hot.

Ideally just wanting to meet guys to hang out with such as going out, pretty new to all this after my Ex ripped my heart out with a spoon, spat on it, threw it to the ground and stamped on it repeatedly while walking awayl aughing at what an idiot I was for loving him in the first place.... I'm not bitter!

I'm also a total nerd and love Star Wars, Star Trek... Doctor Who... and pizza hut....

Anyway, if you are still reading this and haven't passed away with bordom, send me a message... IT'S FREE!

Peace n peas. x

Fantasies? I've never seen a dating site with this on it lol