How to Lose A Girl In 5 Days - Love and Romance

[Sammie_Parson]

-pulls lea from under bed-
you gotta swim girl!

[Lea_Walby]

i know how to swim!

[Crystal_Simms]

ooo swim in my ocean Lea =P and teach me how to swim in ur's XD

but i'll roam ur landscape first

I want to go to Nipple Mountain xD

[Lea_Walby]

the sexual jokes are just falling out of the sky....*pulls out an umbrella and opens it over her head*
NO! It's not happening!

[Sammie_Parson]

embrace the rain, its invigorating!

[Lea_Walby]

no thanks i'm good, besides i don't have a change of clothes or my bathing-suit so no can do.

[Crystal_Simms]

u can go nude! -rips off lea's clothes- hehehe nudity =3

now let me roam those mountains!! XD

-gropes lea's chest- :3

[Sammie_Parson]

Carefully slippery when wet!

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

that reminds me the other day i saw a sign that said "rough road" I want that tattooed over my V-jay

[Sammie_Parson]

LMAO! Eyes on the road damit!

[Lea_Walby]

oh god the sexual jokes from hell again! *telemarketer voice* welcome to the sequel of sexual references part two, there will be more nudity than before, unfortunately for me *stares at crystals hands* anyone have bug spray?

[Sammie_Parson]

I can't lie Miranda everytime the bridge goes up i get perverted thoughs as well.
Bridges goes up so the boat can come through lol!

[Lea_Walby]

i don't really get that reference....i think my mind is dieing

[Sammie_Parson]

No i would love to explain this lol!
When she's on her back her legs (bridges) spread apart
you can stick ur tongue (boat) right in her.

Makin her london bridge fall down lol

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

lol Bandit you're gonna scar Lea!!

[Lea_Walby]

oooh i see that makes sense *nods in understanding* right right
*giggles at miranda* i'm messed up already so it's all good d^.^d

[Sammie_Parson]

ah a little trauma builds character, Lea will be alright once i get through fully corruptin her.

-looks at Miranda-

Hey wanna play London Bridge with me?

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

*nods head and spreads legs* don't I always wanna play with you Bandit!!??

[Sammie_Parson]

Hey comes the boat coming through!

I love London Bridge such a fun game to play

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

I'm startin to like it too XD

[Sammie_Parson]

Let me knw when ur starting to fall down, so i can take my key and lock u up (sumthing fierce)

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

Lock me up plz Bandit!!

[Sammie_Parson]

That I will, lock them legs right up!

[Lea_Walby]

"London bridge is falling down, falling down london bridge is falling down..." *sung in creepy child voice* (yeah i can do that, i sing kids songs like that to freak ppl out, it's awesome)

[Sammie_Parson]

OMG LMAO u so silly lol! Not the freakin the ppl out!