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a hug, because hugs can lead to kisses...which can lead to the bedroom lol

intelligent but makes u feel stupid sometimes, or makes u feel good, but too unintelligent to have a good conversation with


Matthew_King
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intelligent but makes you feel stupid sometimes. unintelligent people annoy me, and it's nice to be prompted to learn...

sweet or savoury?


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savoury just b/c

bracelet or necklace ?


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Necklace because it's always more visible and decorates the neck which is more luscious than the wrist.

ebony or ivory?


Matthew_King
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neither, as one is extremely rare and the other requires the *** of a beautiful ***.

plane or train?


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You'd have to be crackers to no pick chocolates!


boys or girls?


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Boys b/c they're hot and awesome so are girls but im not into that



Monster or Gatorade ?


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Gatorade because it isn't so heavy and syrupy.

Washer or Dryer?


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dryer because its warm and rumbles


italian hunk or aussie twink?


Matthew_King
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aussie twink, much prettier! and less body hair in your teeth lol

apples or pears?


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Apples...the forbidden fruit! They are a sign of mortal indulgence and sexual appetite. Bite the apple! Just do it. It will taste soooo good.


shades or blinds?


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Shades, i can be undressing you with my eyes and you won't even know it.


Cans or bottles ?


Matthew_King
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laptop, i'm a microsoft boy, can't be dealing with this apple nonsense!

Vinyl record or Mp3 download?


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Mp3 cuz records sound scratchy. Makes me think of someone with genital lice.


Colored or white socks?


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Mp3 download, i can share them


Chair or sofa ?


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Beyonce, because lady gaga is to stiff and looks gaunt. I like a little meat on my human!

Sandals or flip-flops?


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Neither. I need whoreshoes


Oven or broiler?


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Oven for even baking. And no, I never did have an Easy Bake oven!

Assimilation or Liberation?


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liberation


German chocolate cheese cake OR blackberry almond crunch crumble (im asking this because i need to make a dessert and im not sure which one lol)


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Blackberry almond crunch, because cheesecake is just so passé. Besides I need to watch my figure, and I 'm tired of working out so much. Speaking of which....

Dream whip or Reddi wip?


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dream whip (and its not JUST a cheese cake. its a layer of German chocolate cake, then a layer of cheese cake, then another layer of German chocolate etc. etc. covered in homemade coconut pecan frosting.)

would you rather be killed by some mad man because of your beliefs, opinions and sexual orientation, or live your life in the closet never expressing your thoughts and feelings for your entire life.


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