Patsy looking for her Edina.
"Anyone ever think you two were a couple?"
"No because we screw boys like whores on tequila and then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves."
-Greys

"What happens when you grab Mr. Right too soon? You grab him. There is no Such thing as too soon." - X

"When life gives you lemons, just say, 'Fuck the lemons' and bail." - FSM

"Dennis I love and miss you and i just wanted to let you know, I am totally embracing your lifestyle right now." - Alex Luciano

"I'm from Michigan..."

Be yourself because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.

"Don't knock masterbation! Its sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen, Annie Hall