Patsy looking for her Edina.
"Anyone ever think you two were a couple?"
"No because we screw boys like whores on tequila and then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves."
"What happens when you grab Mr. Right too soon? You grab him. There is no Such thing as too soon." - X
"When life gives you lemons, just say, 'Fuck the lemons' and bail." - FSM
"Dennis I love and miss you and i just wanted to let you know, I am totally embracing your lifestyle right now." - Alex Luciano
"I'm from Michigan..."
Be yourself because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.
"Don't knock masterbation! Its sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen, Annie Hall