"Sit On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me!"
Well, where to start... okay, I'm Stuart, but my friends call me 'The Captain.' I'm 25, gay, and proud of it, so get over it, coz I have, and quite simply, couldn't give a fuck!!!! I love nothing more than causing mischief, and being a general pest, but it's all good!!!! Everyone loves me for it really... in fact, they'd worry if I didn't do it!!!! Honestly tho, I have got a serious side too, when I need to, and I'm told that I do give good advice, so I guess I can be kind sometimes!!!!! lol
The one thing about me tho is, that I shouldn't ever be asked for my opinion about things by anyone, unless they are truly prepared to receive an honest, and straight answer... basically, if you can't handle the truth, don't ask me!!!!
Finally, my family and friends mean more to me than anything else... cross them, and you cross me, and I won't make any apologies for my actions. Simples!