I would love to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I'm a professional paper-herder, a drag queen, an aspiring novelist, and an all-around nice person (except in the morning). I love floor plans, jewelry, books, malls, vampires, several different kinds of music, good food, pictures of pretty men, the indoors, and kitsch taxidermy. I enjoy talking, listening, learning, singing in the car, playing trivia games, challenging my mind with art, and people-watching. I dislike arrogance, half-assedness, country music that isn't funny, anything that takes itself too seriously, tofu, cats, loud children, and direct sunlight.