Get in, Shut Up, Sit Down and Hold On!

"All romantics meet the same fate someday - Cynical, Drunk and Boring."

Shit son!

"My tougue can do the mexican wave but you wont be able to see due to delays!"
I do naughty things for good times.

Slipping, tripping, falling over.

You will often catch me making an arse of myself as this is what I do best. I take nothing seriously because I dont have the time.
I have replaced the general yes nod with a two thumbs up. I have adopted geek sheek! =]
Selective hearing is my friend.

I talk in my sleep and I hate shoe shopping its the bain of my life.
I am the last action hero!