Do you like Bailey's? (c) Old Greg
When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.
And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.