"I'm an obtuse man Blank, so I'll try to be oblique." - Principal Onyx Blackman, Strangers with Candy.


Hmm, what do I like? I'm glad you asked. I want to go everywhere and see everything twice. I have an appreciation for wine, science fiction, and hilarious television. Especially those 1 season shows that failed before their prime.

What I'm looking for is a little fun on the weekends, perhaps catch a film, go dancing, have an adult beverage. Friend me and send me a message if you'd like, why not already.

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