I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
-Homer Simpson

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss

They got money for wars, but they can't feed the poor...
-Tupac
Pornography, sexxi broads, white guys, cartoons, Cops (the show and the hot ones), stupid people, Kevin Smith movies, bowling,drinking wine, slap boxing with my nephew, making fun of my friends, vacuuming, pretending I'm from Boston, watching the Chargers, listening to music, playing Galaga, getting new cookware excites me, acting like I'm Roger f***ing Ebert, writing fiction, going to In n Out with friends, hitting the beach, laughing at people who fall ( not neccessarily because they fell, just because it looks funny on the way down), Marilyn Monroe, and nachos.