Him: "I love you"
Me: sneeze "sorry I'm allergic to bullshit"
I wear make up, so I guess that makes me UGLY. I will gossip, so I guess that makes me a BITCH. I dont have a completely flat stomach so I suppose that makes me FAT. I like having sex so I guess that makes me WHORE. I stick up for myself so I guess that makes me a CHAV. I like wearing fishnets i guess that means I'm EASY. I like saturday morning cartoons so I guess that means I'm CHILDISH. I drink larger insted of spirits so i guess it means I'm COMMON. Ive talked to someone elses boyfriend so I suppose that makes me a SLUT. Go ahead label me, youre the only one thats bothered