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I'm not a bad person, I do drink and I don't kill
I've got no evil habits and I probably never will
I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire
Don't try to scam me cos I'm not a millionaire

I have friends who are so beautiful
and they say they are truthful
They think I am sexy and
They know all the porn sites
and are on some with different names
They offer me so many delights
They light up the night and turn my heart to flames
But they never have a webcam or a phone that works
I guess they just must be silly jerks
Don't try to scam me cos I have no money for you
So you guys better get back to your works

Got a message from another porn star today
She said:

how are you?
I saw your profile picture and i like it, how is your day going?
hope you are good? are you single?? are you seeing anyone now???
please reply me please.thanks...hope to know you better.thanks.

So I looked at the profile
cos I know the porn star and I like her smile
and this is what it said:

About me
I am very outgoing, very open minded, and young for my age.
I have a very bubbly personality, and would like to meet like minded ladies;
also honesty means a lot to me.
Meeting new people excites me; i love going to the movies, going for meals,
bars and traveling to new cities, i draw and paint too, i am looking for matured minds,
ready for a real life experience but i wonder if i could ever get to meet someone real.
I think friendship/relationship is based on the trueness of feelings.
There are so many things that I really enjoy.
Here are just a few: traveling, dining out, sports, music, dancing, movies, theater, museums,
art galleries, mini golf, cooking,I am very intelligent, energetic, loyal, respectful, positive, optimistic,
romantic, caring, compassionate, easy going, appreciative, monogamous, witty, friendly, sincere,
articulate, understanding, flexible, hardworking, sarcastic (in a funny way) and easy to please.
Importantly, I have a good sense of humor and like to laugh.
Get to know me and you see am different in my own way.

Who I'd like to meet

looking for someone who will be honest and totally open.....
Someone who will be truly themselves because how can you truly be happy or in love unless your yourself?
Someone who wants to enjoy life and learn and grow with me and our life experiences.
Someone who is caring, passionate, loves to live life to the fullest, likes to hold hands and will slow dance with me in the rain.
In essence I want to find True Love, a Soulmate, a Best Friend, and a Lover all in one.......xoxoxoxox

Oh this would all be good if she was real
cos I'd love to make her squeal
But I've been there before
and I know she'll never come through my door
even though she says she'll get on that plane
'till the day she says I'm out of money
can you pay for my honey?


hahahahah! Love this, Carol! Thanks for putting a fun spin on one of the more annoying factors of the internet, je je!


O_OMG .. I really LOVE this Carol Makes me laugh especially the sentence "Don't try to scam me coz I'm not a millionaire" LOL ..




Tanx "MUM" Just Brillant "HUGS"


Vary,vary,Good,Carol .............

Let`s hope that you meet your
vary Spl Lady,one day,so the
two of you,can then,Live Happyly
ever after. LOL xxxxxx
Tommy xxxx


So right on the money! Love it!


It's a true story LOL


Yes Carol,
As i thought .................

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