Jim_Bond Posted May 22, 2012 Jane was very attracted to Tarzan. While she was questioning him about his habits, she asked him what he did for 'sex'. Tarzan replied "I don't know sex". So Jane took her time to explain all about sex and love etc. Tarzan replied "I just use a hole in a tree". Jane, horrified, tells him, "That's crazy! That is not the right way. Here, I'll show you how it is done". She gets undressed and lays down on the grass. Then, with her finger, she points to her sex and tells him, "You put it in here". Tarzan then gets undressed himself and is very aroused and excited. He approaches Jane's wide spread legs and gives her a hard kick in the crotch. Jane rolls around crying with pain for a long time, and when she is able to speak, she asks Tarzan "What did you do THAT for?" And Tarzan replies:- I just wanted to make sure there wasn't a squirrel inside.