Hmm... honesty or bare faced lying?... I think I'll go for the whole honesty malarky.

I bitch a lot, moan a lot, I can be self righteous, sometimes rude, always socially inept and not in an endearing bumbling way.

On the good side, I..m very honest (sometimes too honest), interesting (so I think, truth be told, no one gives a shit), and open minded. People always tell me I look like a moody cunt, but that..s just because I don..t feel the need to wear a stupid fucking grin on my face 24/7. I..m actually quite content with things, optimistic even.

Apart from that, what else can I say? My friends seem to like me - admittedly they..re all alcoholics but never mind that.