Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Confessions: Yelnats isn't my last name, I have a strong, recurring urge to slap every single one of my exes (not lightly, either), I smoke too much, I'll put my brother before anyone and everyone else in the world if I have to, and I am a BITCH when I'm given a reason to be one. I like meeting people, and I'm pretty easy to get along with, so... shoot me a message, lets hangout.