Well I could lie and give you a fairy tale story, but I aint an arse so I'll give you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Anyway, Im happy. Im sad. Im entertaining. Im boring. Im fit. Im ugly. Im stylish. Im trampy. Im posh. Im common. Whatever you think of me, I quite frankly could not give a fuck. Everyone has a right to their own opinions and that I have to respect. And for those of you who don't like me, not to be stuck up or anything, but truthfully it's quite likely I won't fucking like you either! If you don't like my attitude then fuck off, I aint asking you to