"Am I too much for the world, or is the world too much for me?" (c)Jae Baeli
Only seek LOCAL friends & dates. Please & thank you. LDR's are usually doomed from the start. It's like being pecked to death by chickens. So not big on them unless U can afford to travel to date me once a wk. Esp. if U can pick me up in a private jet. I'm afraid to fly, so I won't ride in it, but it would still be stellar if you had one. We could park it on the tarmac & have some blackberry Merlot.

ME: I have all my teeth, sleep on memory foam, bc it helps me recall my dreams. I own a flatscreen TV & massage table. I like cheese. That's all U need to know. Let's get married.

I'm an Author, Editor, Singer-Songwriter, Artist, Webmaster, Witty Intellectual; am stable, nurturing, a voracious learner, creative, intelligent, educated, witty, honest, selectively intense, sometimes geeky, always passionate. I don't play games unless they come in a box w/ instructions. U will never see me in a dress, unless I am unconscious, & someone is playing a prank.