Yes, I think you should shave the beard. I think you should shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.
I like cats but I don't like fish.
I used to be a vegetarian but I cracked.
I like dressing girly but I can outburp anyone.
I like people but I hate the human race.
I like reading but I don't like magazines.
I like Buffy but I hate Twilight.
I like rock music but I like campy pop.
I'm gay but I'm in love with Stephen Fry but he's gay too.
I'm obsessed with Queen Elizabeth I but I make fun of gingers.