"Our existence deforms the universe. That's responsibility."
-Delirium
My account is negative, but I'm so fly you can't tell. My passport has unstamped pages. Some say I have an accent. Day dreaming gets me through. I feel high when I see my byline. Constantly struggling against social constructs. I get as raw as I need to be. I am an existentialist. Life is a novel without a moral. I am not afraid to walk alone at night. I 2 step. I love my breasts. I'm amiable. The word 'pander' makes me think of furries pawing at each other. I laugh at my own jokes. I'm descended from opossums. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Spontaneous fits of laughter are the meaningful markers in my day. I suffer from Middle-Child Syndrome. Lost somewhere between asexual, and pansexual. I have fallen in love with my drums. I pretend like I didn't notice, hear, or see when I did. Impulse still rules my world. I can slash anything. I'm empathetic to a fault. I am still addicted to Ohio. Please be real with me. Fuck Professionalism. Complex. I am the original remix.