Um, quotes are those little double lines that people use to surround witty things that other people say. They look like "this." They don't really tell you anything about the person doing the quoting.
I'm me.

Okay, um... I'm a guy who likes to be funny. I try to make light of most situations. I'm capable of being serious when needed, it's just not often needed. You know?

I enjoy spending time with friends whenever I can, joking around and having a good time. I don't drink and I don't do any drugs so those aren't needed for a good time, as far as I'm concerned. I don't begrudge anyone the use of alcohol, I'm just not into it.

I'm a friendly guy and try to always be polite, unless I'm trying to be funny, in which case the politeness may kind of go down the drain.

And I suppose if you had to squish me down into a nut shell... that description would probably do it.