"If you think you'll have a shag, pop a johnny in your bag."
As hard as this may be to believe I'm very shy when I first meet new people... then I'll have a few drinks and I won't shut up.
I'm at uni... I'm clever like that.
I smoke, I drink, I swear like a sailor. Any objections? Tough.
I'm gay. Have a boyfriend. Happy.
I like to read, mainly autobiographies mind...
I have amazing friends, they're probably all better than you. =]