"If I had a rocket launcher some son of a bitch would pay!"
I am unashamedly sarcastic with a dark sense of humour. Hopelessly immature. I still laugh at fart jokes [oh come on, farts are fucking hilarious and you know it!] I have a short attention span and sometimes I talk too much. I may also be a sociopath [the good kind] But for all my faults I am a fiercely loyal friend and a surprisingly sensitive person, at least I've been told [I cried during The Lion King ffs] Well, as you can see I'm a dork and a total tard, but hopefully you're still up for getting to know me. :D