Well let's see, I can type. Beyond that benign skill set I am also a chef, food lover, Sex and the City watcher, dancing, laughing, shoe shopping, activist with a passion for Animals, Food, Happiness.

I enjoy all types of Sober fun. Not an issue if you drink, I choose not to. Walks on the beach are cliche and overdone. Meeting for a coffee is something I do with a person I am about to give bad news to. I am cynical and dark humored with a specific focus on pointing out the funny things in life.

I don't keep Facebook friends, I keep real friends. The toilet tissue pulls from the front and the glass is always full because air has mass.

I would prefer that to be discussed later.