i am not a pretty girl/
that is not what i do/
i ain't no damsel in distress/
and i don't need to be rescued/
so put me down punk/
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair/
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?

Ani Difranco
I'll call up your mom aight, when she's got nothing better goin on. She'll get herself dolled up reaaaal nice, I'm taking her to the keg steakhouse after all. I'll order a salad cuz I try and stay away from red meat she'll get a porterhouse all rare and dripping blood. We'll drink a little, laugh a little. I'll let her talk about herself but not too much. Then I'll take her back to my place and teach her what it feels like to be a woman again.