Don't you just hate it when you're on the phone a your duck licks your cheese?
Hi y’all! What’s that; you wanna know all about me? Well, I’ll try. Here goes...

I'm Casper. It's nice to meet you (shakes hand). I'm 25 (groan!) and I love my gee-tah and other music stuffs. I love body art: tattoo are amazing but piercings FTW!!! The work stuff is this kinda boring, copy-editing-cum-translating thing which requires more explanation than is necessary and I get distracted. Oh! Butterfly! (chases after pretty flying thing.)

I’m not looking for the wham-bam thing and I /really/ don’t want a sugar daddy, whatever the smeg that is. I want to meet someone with a little subsidence. Like a nommy ear. NOM! I’m a romantic type: Curling up on the couch is a perfect way to spend an evening for me. Long lay-ins on a Sunday is good too, as long as the Formula 1 isn’t on
I like adventurous guys; people willing to try different things. Have you ever worn a jumper inside-out just to see what people would say? It’s a giggle.