"A fish swims through the sea, while the sea is in a certain sense contained within the fish! Oh, what am I to think of what the writing of a thousand lifetimes could not explain if all the forest trees were pens and all the oceans ink?"
I'm fun, really. I just don't seem like it over the computer. I've been a vegetarian since I busted forth from the womb. I'm a bit of a perv. Lucille Ball is my hero. I'm very forgetful. I don't use neosporin because I think scars look cool, ask me about some of mine. I have the best Grandma ever. I'm in a band. I change my hair all too much, people don't recognize me from time to time. I eat too many chips. I'm the kind of person that if I find a shirt I like, I'll buy it in multiple colors and then get frustrated that I look the same every day. I wish I lived in Seattle. Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a finely tuned bullshit meter, I'd be a lot more jolly.

Oh, and I don't like Abercrombie, or Hollister, or Uggs, or Rainbow sandals, or Jack Johnson. In fact, I hate all that crap.