I am a collector of sentimental tid-bits, a coca-cola addict, a student and a list-maker.

Things that I find hot include: angry girs who sing punk rock in stilettos, the colour orange, and people who are a little bit quirky and unconventional. I also have a fetish for corsets, punctuation and late-night ocean swims.

Things that turn me off include: rats tails, the over-use of the phrase "I love you" (as a society and as individuals), smokers and olives. I would also gladly join any organisation which campaigns against the wearing of leggings instead of pants.

You should add me if:

1. You think that celebrities falling pregnant does not warrant international media attention.
   

2. Just a small part of you wanted to be a Na'vi.
   

3. You have, at one stage of your life or another, eaten a dog biscuit just to satisfy your curiosity.
   

4. You have the ability to formulate full sentences if it is required of you.