"You display superior taste in footwear. In an unrelated matter, I would like to mate with you."
I was recently told I was a lot like Captain Kirk. Direct quote: "You are the one who gets everyone into adventures, and let's be honest, you would probably shag space ladies."
Which is true. I mean, come on, space ladies. SPACE LADIES.
So anyway, I'm a silly nerd, although, you wouldn't guess by the way I look.
If you want, you can totally get to know me.