'I don't kiss and tell...I shag and shout!'
Hitting the party with the scene kids
Downing copius amounts of strongbow and black
Rarely waking before noon
Getting ma' freak on to Britney
Smoking the marlboro lights
Stumbling into university and creating visionary fashion
Doing the food shop in now where less than Sainsburys
Wishing that I lived like Patsy Stone and Edina Monsoon
Merchandising myself up to look bumting
Stalking people on Facebook
Looking at myself in mirrors and thinking shit...rough night?
Tanning myself so I achieve the skin colour of my Grandfather
Worshipping the sheer friggin' immenseness that is Victoria Beckham
I've got major beef with people most of the time
Im usually a radioactive colour of orange and frickin' enjoy it
I love my life but moan about it all the time
I may have been called a bit of a slag but I've had fun when I'm at my peak
A complete and utter Mummy's boy because my Father is a bit of a cunt
Having an accent that no northener can comprehend or understand and usually just nod