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Zoey_Finn
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everytime i go out with my straight friends without fail ill always get chatted up by men.and when u tell them ur a lesbian u can see there minds woking overtime.or u always get askd "what do lesbians do in bed?" which i always say "whatever we want" but the best ever was halloween night i was in the pub with my mates before we headed out clubbing and we were getting chatted up by 2 guys.they were a good laugh and we cahtteed to them for a while i was bursting for the loo so said i had to go to the bathroom to which the guy replied to me "oh as if i didnt want u enough already. and your red hair is such a massive turn on" i could only laugh never have i ever heard anyone get turned on by someone saying they had to go to the bathroom. how it made me laugh!


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looolsss that's too funny zoey. Yeah I have to agree with you there men are kind of weird sometimes.


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D.M_Barrera
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Haha that happens to me a lot. Which is weird because I'm not very femenine.. but then some guy told me a lot of guys like tomboy girls.. hmm.
Yu should take advantage of it Zoey, I always get free drinks or food lol and don't have to give them anything.


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Rose_Downer
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men gets fixated on the oddest things sometimes. I don't want to break their hearts explaining that lesbian sex isn't like what they see on porn tapes. lol


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Zoey_Finn
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i no it defently made my night for sure.and im a really girlie girl so they always assume im straight.i no haha they hear lesbian and expect you to start making out with your best friend or something. gives me a good laugh anyway


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Sarina_Rakidzic
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LOL yeah its always funny


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I'm so sick of men I could puke! think that's why I'm so attracted to women now. Figure I gotta take it slow tho...this is a college town and most of the women are lookin for guys to get it on with. Not me tho...they've used me for the last time! I need someone who can make me feel like a woman not just a hole to cum in. :-(


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jessicazylee
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Not all men are bad, don't you think you're letting the bad ones have too much control over you? I mean, even if you are legitimately unable to be attracted to guys it still doesn't mean you should bash them. Many of my close friends are guys.. lol. And they always say that if I ever get my heart broken by a chick, they don't know how they're supposed to stand up for me [cuz it's not like they can go wallop her]


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Will msg u...too much to elaborate on here (*blushes*).


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never really got the whole attracted to men thing... just love women far to much always have,always will; even if they have mega mood swings and yell, u just got to love em...... well some days more than others =P


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jessicazylee
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[[huggles jodi]]

And i don't get how you can be so 'limited'. Or deal with mood swings. I'm okay with girls for the first few weeks but eventually the constantly back and forthing drive me insane.

tho for fun, what's the best pickup lines etc u have ever heard?


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i just dont find men attractive at all =) hmmm best pickup lines ive heard..... not heard any good ones lol, mostly they just start a conversation with me and then they compliment me and it carries on from there, thats my experience anyway. You?


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jessicazylee
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my boyfriend is in a fraternity. once, our sorority had a mixer with them. my best friend [extremely butch dyke lesbian] decided to challenge my boyfriend's best friend [typical straight frat boy, albeit Bangladeshi descent] into coming up with the cheesiest pickup lines, and then telling the success rate. The rest of the frat and my sorority got involved.

It was... enlightening to say the least.


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wow that sounds so entertaining, you must have heard so many, any of them work?


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jessicazylee
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well my boyfriend started squawking and making weird noises [he's a very strong feminist] so I decided to usher the both of us out before everyone got really drunk. And had Jordan tell me all about it afterwards.

And apparantly some of them work, if anything to say "that's all I could think of, you're so pretty I forgot what I was gonna say"


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jessicazylee
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oh oh! there was this one guy literally took a deep breath and then spouted every cheesy pick up line he could think of. like "one of them's gotta make it!!" it was so hilarious that they decided to let him hang with them [they were lesbians], and they got him set up with one their straight friends. and are now engaged.


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awww thats sweet slighty strainge but still sweet and with a happy ending =)


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Raque_Judith_Calderon
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hey


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Julz_Yap
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funny! =D


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