How to Lose A Girl In 5 Days - Love and Romance

[Crystal_Simms]

no u get after wards!! XD

ahh -plays lea words over and over again- **** me *** me *** me*

sweet music to my ears

[Lea_Walby]

wtf where'd you have a recorder?! *looks around for the sound and destroys it with her cannons!* ahaha!

[Crystal_Simms]

-protects tape with life!- u will never destory my preious!!

[Lea_Walby]

*leaves*

[Crystal_Simms]

-tackles u- now give me what i want! give me that flower! -bites ur neck-

[Lea_Walby]

omg vampire! buffy save me!

[Sammie_Parson]

Um I'm not Buffy but I could probably save you if you show me your boobies, while I get you on film. If not, then I'll just film you anyway.

*Continues to Film anyway*

[Lea_Walby]

*glares at sammie, sees a stray cookie in the corner, in a fierce battle she kicks crystal off her and sprints/dives at the cookie and devours eat." nom nom nom

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

*looks at brand on ass* when the hell did that happen *shrugs and nibbles on cookie*

[Crystal_Simms]

LOL XD -humps lea from behind while she eats the cookie-

u better say ur sorry for kicking me off u like that i bruise easily xP

-smacks Miranda butt- yup i own that ! XD

[Lea_Walby]

*looks back at crystal and glumps her* i done cookie! it good!

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

*rubs bottom* that is public property you vandalized young lady. my bottom belongs to everyone

[Sammie_Parson]

No! Your ass belongs to me
*hands miranda a mirror*

Yeah look pretty don't it?

Bandit is tat on Miranda's ass
look i even put a rose there too!

[Lea_Walby]

*looks at miranda's ass* so if it belongs to everyone than everyone can smack it?

[Sammie_Parson]

You can but then u would have to pay, can't pay up then you have to sponsor my name on ur ass

Bandit's ASS
I like it !

[Lea_Walby]

what's the payment? why are public things chargeable?

[Sammie_Parson]

ur panies and bra can be partial pymt
full pymt is to dance for 3mins while on a pole
besides it maintaince to keep the booty beautiful and bouncy, Miranda's ass is my billboard advertisement

[Lea_Walby]

you took all my panties and bras
and i don't dance *sticks tongue out*

[Sammie_Parson]

So I take it you want to be a Bandit Girl well step right up and drop ur pants
*holds tattoo gun*

[Lea_Walby]

*jumps away and hides behind crystal, clutching onto her and shakes head* no no no no

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

yes Lea and none of my friends let me forget that!! *you ladies need to stop markin up public property

[Crystal_Simms]

hey this ass is mines!! -smacks lea ass- thats mines i own that i can show u the deed!

no one touches that without my say so XD

and i already brand Miranda ass lol -looks on miranda booty- omg look at all these names! its like a yearbook XD

[Lea_Walby]

you have a deed to my ass?!

[Sammie_Parson]

Oh those other names are washable!
*procede to washes other names off*
See only Bandit is left

Yeah Lea u got bought!

[Miranda_Jean_Renee_Hall]

*pouts and looks at behind* my girl is not gonna be happy about this!!