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Get to Know You Before I Fuck You Application
PLEASE DON'T LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: ____________ From: ____________Date: ____________ Age: _____ D.O.B.:_____________
Address: ___________________________ City: _________________ State: ____Zip Code: ________ Home Phone: ____________ Cell Phone: ____________Height: __ Ft.__ Inches Weight: ______lbs.
Complexion: Light__ White__ Pale__ Caramel__ Brown__ Medium__ Dark__ Nasty Dark__
Charcoal__
Eye Color: ___________ Hair Color: ____________
Married:__ Divorced: __ B/G Friend: __ Single: __

CHECK ALL THAT APPLY

1. Do you drink? ___________ If so what? ____________________________________________________
2. Do you smoke? _________ If so what? _____________________________________________________
3. Do you like to fuck in the: Morning__ Afternoon__ Night__ Whenever the urge hits__
4. How do you like to fuck: Hard& Fast__ Slow & Easy__ Wild & Furious__ Jabs__ Deep Stroking__ Short Jolting__ Other__
5. Where’s your favorite place to fuck? Bed__ Floor__ Kitchen__ Counter__ Living Room__ Coffee Table__ Sofa__ Shower__ Bathtub__ Pool__ Jacuzzi__
Yard__ Car__ Movie Theatres__Roof__ Park__ Holiday Inn__
Other__ Don’t give a fuck as long as I get some__
6. How do you like sex action? Fucking__ Sucking__ Both__ Masturbating each other__ Orgies__All the Above__ Other__
7. When having sex or making love, what do you like done the most?
________________________________________________________________________________
8. How many times a night do you have sex? ____
9. How many times would you like to? ____
10. When fucking, what positions do you like the best? ___________________________________________
11. Do you prefer your partner: X-Small__ Small__ Bony__ Medium__ Large__ X-Large__ Meaty__ Fat__ Jumbo__ Lean__ Skinny_¬_ Short__ Tall__ Muscular__ Wet__ Dry__ Loose__ Tight__ Flexible__ Other__ Im just horny & don’t give a damn__
12. Do you like it in the ass? Yes__ No__ All The Time__ Sometimes__ Not Sure__Would like to try__I’m not telling__
13. Do you like to be fucked in between the breasts? Yes__ No__ Would like to try__
14. Do you like oral sex? Yes__ No__ Hell Yeah__ Would like to try__
15. If yes, are you good at it? Yes__ No__ Not Sure__ The Best__
16. Are you a big sex freak? Yes__ No__ Not Sure__ Only at night__
17. When having sex, do you: Scratch__ Scream__ Moan__ Purr__ Keep Quiet__Talk Dirty__Beg for more__ All the Above__ Other__
18. When you’re about to cum, do you: Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__ Scream__ Twitch__ Fart__Shake__ Cry__Kiss & Lick__ Pass Out__ Other__
19. Describe Your Fantasy: _________________________________________________________________
20. Would you fuck the person who gave you this application? Yes__ Hell Yes__ No__ Fuck No!!!__ With a bag__


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are we supposed to fill this out?


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only if u want to... if not give to someone u like. =-0 you'll get to know them better... naw seriously i just thought it was kinda funny


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i'll fill it out! but umm what D.O.B?


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D.O.B is date of birth


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Height: Ft._5_ Inches__3_ Weight: _145__lbs.

Complexion: Light_x_ White__ Pale__ Caramel__ Brown__ Medium__ Dark__ Nasty Dark__
Charcoal__

Eye Color: _blue_ Hair Color: ___blond ____

Married:__ Divorced: __ B/G Friend: __ Single: _x_

CHECK ALL THAT APPLY

1. Do you drink? _____no______ If so what? ____________________________________________________
2. Do you smoke? _____no____ If so what? _____________________________________________________

3. Do you like to fuck in the: Morning_x_ Afternoon__ Night_x_ Whenever the urge hits__

4. How do you like to fuck: Hard& Fast_x_ Slow & Easy__ Wild & Furious_x_ Jabs__ Deep Stroking__ Short Jolting__ Other__

5. Where’s your favorite place to fuck? Bed_x_ Floor__ Kitchen__ Counter__ Living Room__ Coffee Table__ Sofa__ Shower__ Bathtub__ Pool__ Jacuzzi__
Yard_x_ Car__ Movie Theatres__Roof__ Park__ Holiday Inn__
Other__ Don’t give a fuck as long as I get some__

6. How do you like sex action? Fucking__ Sucking__ Both__ Masturbating each other__ Orgies__All the Above_x_ Other__

7. When having sex or making love, what do you like done the most?
depends who im with

8. How many times a night do you have sex? __1__
9. How many times would you like to? _1___
10. When fucking, what positions do you like the best? ______________all_____________________________

11. Do you prefer your partner: X-Small__ Small_x_ Bony__ Medium__ Large__ X-Large__ Meaty__ Fat__ Jumbo__ Lean__ Skinny_¬_ Short__ Tall__ Muscular__ Wet__ Dry__ Loose__ Tight__ Flexible__ Other__ Im just horny & don’t give a damn__

12. Do you like it in the ass? Yes__ No_x_ All The Time__ Sometimes__ Not Sure__Would like to try__I’m not telling__

13. Do you like to be fucked in between the breasts? Yes__ No_x_ Would like to try__

14. Do you like oral sex? Yes__ No__ Hell Yeah_x_ Would like to try__

15. If yes, are you good at it? Yes__ No__ Not Sure_x_ The Best__

16. Are you a big sex freak? Yes__ No__ Not Sure__ Only at night_x_

17. When having sex, do you: Scratch__ Scream_x_ Moan_x_ Purr__ Keep Quiet__Talk Dirty__Beg for more_x_ All the Above__ Other__

18. When you’re about to cum, do you: Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__ Scream_x_ Twitch__ Fart__Shake_x_ Cry__Kiss & Lick_x_ Pass Out__ Other__

19. Describe Your Fantasy: _if your doing it right you dont need a fantasy

20. Would you fuck the person who gave you this application? Yes_x_ Hell Yes__ No__ Fuck No!!!__ With a bag__


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Kayla_Marie_36563
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Get to Know You Before I Fuck You Application
PLEASE DON'T LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: ____________ From: ____________Date: ____________ Age: __18___ D.O.B.:_____________
Address: ___________________________ City: _________________ State: ____Zip Code: ________ Home Phone: ____________ Cell Phone: ____________Height: __ Ft.__ Inches Weight: ______lbs.
Complexion: Light__ White__ Pale__ Caramel_x_ Brown__ Medium__ Dark__ Nasty Dark__
Charcoal__
Eye Color: ___depends________ Hair Color: ___changes a lot_________
Married:__ Divorced: __ B/G Friend: __ Single: _x_

CHECK ALL THAT APPLY

1. Do you drink? ___check________ If so what? ______anything available______________________________________________
2. Do you smoke? _check________ If so what? ________newports preferably and the green stuff ____________________________________________
3. Do you like to fuck in the: Morning__ Afternoon__ Night__ Whenever the urge hits_x_
4. How do you like to fuck: Hard& Fast__ Slow & Easy__ Wild & Furious__ Jabs__ Deep Stroking__ Short Jolting__ Other_however it goes_
5. Where’s your favorite place to fuck? Bed__ Floor__ Kitchen__ Counter__ Living Room__ Coffee Table__ Sofa__ Shower__ Bathtub__ Pool__ Jacuzzi__
Yard__ Car__ Movie Theatres__Roof__ Park__ Holiday Inn__
Other_when the time is right it doesnt matter_ Don’t give a fuck as long as I get some__
6. How do you like sex action? Fucking__ Sucking__ Both__ Masturbating each other__ Orgies__All the Above__ Other_make love cause i am now a cornball_
7. When having sex or making love, what do you like done the most?
__i just love the closeness and pleasing my partner____________________ __________________________________
8. How many times a night do you have sex? _havent in a while___
9. How many times would you like to? _depends who it's with and if i love you___
10. When fucking, what positions do you like the best? _____im down for anything______________________________________
11. Do you prefer your partner: X-Small__ Small__ Bony__ Medium_x_ Large__ X-Large__ Meaty__ Fat__ Jumbo__ Lean__ Skinny_x_ Short__ Tall__ Muscular_slightly_ Wet__ Dry__ Loose__ Tight__ Flexible__ Other_x_ Im just horny & don’t give a damn__
12. Do you like it in the ass? Yes__ No__ All The Time__ Sometimes__ Not Sure__Would like to try__I’m not telling__
13. Do you like to be fucked in between the breasts? Yes__ No__ Would like to try__ [never done it but wtf...]
14. Do you like oral sex? Yes__ No__ Hell Yeah_x_ Would like to try__ [if you haven't done it, do it.]
15. If yes, are you good at it? Yes_xxx_ No__ Not Sure__ The Best__
16. Are you a big sex freak? Yes__ No_not anymore_ Not Sure__ Only at night__
17. When having sex, do you: Scratch_x_ Scream_x_ Moan_x_ Purr__ Keep Quiet_x_Talk Dirty__Beg for more__ All the Above__ Other_x_
18. When you’re about to cum, do you: Kick__ Bite_x_ Scratch_x_ Scream__ Twitch_sometimes lol_ Fart__Shake__ Cry__Kiss & Lick__ Pass Out__ Other_depends_
19. Describe Your Fantasy: ____i wrote it in a book and gave it to someone, they know____________________________________________________
20. Would you fuck the person who gave you this application? Yes__ Hell Yes__ No_x_ Fuck No!!!__ With a bag__


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lol, i feel stupid for not knowing that. >.> i don't even think i can answer more than half of these questions. (didn't have her glasses on before...heh)


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>.> *cough* virgin *cough* most answers would be blank *cough* oh my i hope i'm not getting a cold 0.0


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Lol lol lol... y'all so crazy. Wait a minute.... kayla where's the aids status, current or past std test results in writing, attached to this app, oh yea baby momma, daddys, crazy exes, mental disorders. Check dat out


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If we weren't, or if there was no crazyness than this wouldn't be as fun, there's gotta be some funky crazy thing going on somewhere. On behalf of the crazy's, i the representitive would like to announce: Pancakes are yummy!


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If pancakes are code for something else, then I like syrup on my pancakes! Yum
Romeo loves pancakes.
BTW good point Aliyah on the std check list and past relationships that malfunction lol!


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LOL Going with sammie on this one if pancakes are code for something else then i love pancakes!! give me some whip cream and some strawberrys i be set!


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Y'all must not no I'm down with the whip cream, syrup, honey, caramel, cherries, fudge sauce, clean the got damn plate. Oh c now I got carried away sorry I was bein bad. What crystal said about venting that time I was straight up bad. Ooops sorry


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Christopher_Abitong
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HEY! u forgot the floor model t.v. in number 5, lol. That is good, gots to be the best discussion ever!


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Kayla_Marie_36563
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uhm excuse me what about aids?


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Pancakes is code for Lea's attempt to distract people from things she doesn't want to be seen and it worked! woot! *writes down the pancake orders* ok who's first? whoo this is gonna be a long good day!


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Denise_Nathan
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ROFL! Too funny!


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i want some pancakes with... obviously some butter and some stawberries and whipped cream!!!! YummY!!!! BUT ( BIG BUT ) i need reddi whip, NOT COOL WHIP!!!!! thank u very much. oh, and while your at it, may i please have some coffee w lots of sugar and cream? and a glass of 2% milk..... =-) THANK YOUS!!!!!!


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oh and with Aliyah... u r so right honey bunny =-0. wat was i thinkin not adding the std and all the other drama on there... wat a GOOFBALL!!!!! =-) SO ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!!!!! We need a doctors note with your medical history dated with no more than 3 months. Also, we need a list of your exs... baby mommas, baby daddys, stalkers, psychopaths,ext, ext... nething thats relevant... Oh and, one more thing.... we need REFERENCES!!!!! very important!!!! Muah!!!! love yall.... =-)


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Kayla_Marie_36563
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i think aliah said i have aids? wtfff.


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