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1st Graders (thought I'll share this with you) LOL

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First Graders















An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were
actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise
you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,
6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!









1.




Don't change horses







until they stop running.



2.





Strike while the









bug is close.





3.





It's always darkest before









Daylight Saving Time.





4.





Never underestimate the power of









termites.





5.





You can lead a horse to water but









how?





6.





Don't bite the hand that









looks dirty.





7.



No news is




impossible.





8.





A miss is as good as a









Mr.





9.





You can't teach an old dog new









math.





10.





If you lie down with dogs, you'll









stink in the morning.





11.





Love all, trust









me.





12.





The pen is mightier than the









pigs.





13.





An idle mind is









the best way to relax.





14.





Where there's smoke there's









pollution.





15.





Happy the bride who









gets all the presents.





16.



A penny saved is




not much.





17.





Two's company, three's









the Musketeers.





18.





Don't put off till tomorrow what









you put on to go to bed.





19.



Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and




you have to blow your nose.





20.



There are none so blind as




Stevie Wonder.





21.





Children should be seen and not









spanked or grounded.





22.





If at first you don't succeed









get new batteries.





23.





You get out of something only what you









see in the picture on the box.





24.



When the blind lead the blind




get out of the way.





25.



A bird in the hand




is going to poop on you.






And the WINNER and last one!





26.





Better late than









pregnant.
























































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lol thats cute


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