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Blonde paint job - JUST FOR FUN

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Tach_Chew_We
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


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Jim_Bond
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OMG! Really liked that one. Have a Great Day, Tachuwe


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Always take the time and effort to make positively sure that you understand the other person exactly to avoid any and all misunderstandings. This especially applies if a person has a speech impediment (as I do) and/or if a person is from a foreign country. (I speak from my many bitter experiences.)


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People hear, but they don't listen. Even "Yours Truly" has been guilty of this in the past.


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Michael_Wolfe
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Thats is funny but I would have too kill the dumb bitch...


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