Brave-Heart Posted October 28, 2013 I may not be gay because; 1. I like women 2. I don't want to be a woman. 3. I hate housework. 4. I am lousy at decorating. 5. Drag queens turn me off. 6. I don't care what the latest fashions are. 7. I can't lip sync 8. I don't work out 90 hours a week. 9. I'm happy with my body. 10. I'm not into 'size'. 11. I like big, fast cars. 12. Don't like ballet, classical music or opera. 13. I like jazz. 14. I don't hold my pinky out when I drink anything. 15. Don't like to hear "she", "Mary", "her" or other feminine terms applied to men. 16. I don't 'dish' my friends behind their backs. 17. I can be couch potato. 18. I am neither thin, blonde or 'fem'. On the other hand I may be gay because I like: 1.Streisand 2.Midler 3. Garland 4. Minelli 5.Show tunes 6 Theatre 7. "A Chorus Line" 8. Bette Davis 9. Joan Crawford 10. Jerry Herman, 11 Maya Angelou 12. Tennessee Williams 13. I Love men and having sex with them. 14. Don't like playing and/or watching football, baseball, gunssci-fi, horror movies, hockey 15. Like watching ice skaters. 16. Into reading, theatre, movies. 17. Don't like guns,sci-fi, horror movies, hockey 18. I wear my heart on my sleeve Of course there is the gray area: I don't have a 'type'--short, tall, thin, fat, black, white, etc., as long as they are breathing! I don't want kids or to adopt them. I don't want to get married. Oh, Heck, both gays and non-gays could pick from either category. I AM GAY BECAUSE I LIKE TO, AND ONLY, HAVE SEX WITH MEN! And that's the only difference between gay and non-gay men--we don't have an 'agenda', a 'life style' nor are we 'different' looking. WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND NON-GAYS DON'T EVEN KNOW IT--WE ARE PART OF THEIR FAMILY, CO-WORKERS, ETC. AND IT TIME YOU LET THEM KNOW IT!