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I may not be gay because;
1. I like women
2. I don't want to be a woman.
3. I hate housework.
4. I am lousy at decorating.
5. Drag queens turn me off.
6. I don't care what the latest fashions are.
7. I can't lip sync
8. I don't work out 90 hours a week.
9. I'm happy with my body.
10. I'm not into 'size'.
11. I like big, fast cars.
12. Don't like ballet, classical music or opera.
13. I like jazz.
14. I don't hold my pinky out when I drink anything.
15. Don't like to hear "she", "Mary", "her" or other feminine terms applied to men.
16. I don't 'dish' my friends behind their backs.
17. I can be couch potato.
18. I am neither thin, blonde or 'fem'.

On the other hand I may be gay because I like:

1.Streisand
2.Midler
3. Garland
4. Minelli
5.Show tunes
6 Theatre
7. "A Chorus Line"
8. Bette Davis
9. Joan Crawford
10. Jerry Herman,
11 Maya Angelou
12. Tennessee Williams
13. I Love men and having sex with them.
14. Don't like playing and/or watching football, baseball, gunssci-fi, horror movies, hockey
15. Like watching ice skaters.
16. Into reading, theatre, movies.
17. Don't like guns,sci-fi, horror movies, hockey
18. I wear my heart on my sleeve

Of course there is the gray area:
I don't have a 'type'--short, tall, thin, fat, black, white, etc., as long as they are breathing!
I don't want kids or to adopt them.
I don't want to get married.

Oh, Heck, both gays and non-gays could pick from either category.

I AM GAY BECAUSE I LIKE TO, AND ONLY, HAVE SEX WITH MEN!

And that's the only difference between gay and non-gay men--we don't have an 'agenda', a 'life style' nor are we 'different' looking.

WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND NON-GAYS DON'T EVEN KNOW IT--WE ARE PART OF THEIR FAMILY, CO-WORKERS, ETC. AND IT TIME YOU LET THEM KNOW IT!


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Dear Martin D. Goodkin,
I enjoyed reading your writing.


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Thank you--I appreciate the comment--glad someone is reading them! :O)


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birdsongu
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I am also reading and enjoying that very much, love Bill.


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Hey Martin, this is F.A.B! Totally agree!
Can I turn it into a blog and put on FB today. Pretty please?!


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It is always nice to meet men with taste!
Keep an eye out--I am going to try to explain how Gays stole Halloween in a 3 part series.


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gstanescu84
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For me its 13, 14. Love men and all men. hahaha


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Brian_Howe
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I am an 18


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Nothing wrong with that Brian--I've ben doing that for 78 years and here I am!! :O)


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uh, why do you list #18 as not being thin blond or fem as a reason you may not be gay? I find it a bit insulting that you put the color of a person's hair as a reason why some is gay (or not gay). Also, I know of many "un-thin" guys that are gay, they are called bears. and "fem" I feel is an insult term. I am a blond, not-so-thin gay male. I am not "fem", as you would put it.
Why is not liking drag queens a reason for gay or not gay? My partner is a drag queen, and I admit it took me a little time to get used to it.
Just saying I found some of the reasons a bit ignorant. Not saying they were homophobic, because I am sure that was not intended. Just be careful


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another thing, gays did not steal Halloween. It was based on Samhain. It was believed the evil spirits walked Earth on that day, so to keep from being taken back to hell, people disguised themselves as the demons so they would not be bothered. I am Wiccan, so I know this stuff.


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When did gays lose their sense of humor???? Read them again--you should be careful if you take humorous discussions seriously--read them again and a gay man wrote them--if you don't have a sense of humor get one!!


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to borrow a line you typed, "read again". I was not typing a vicious angry note, just making an observation. Funny how you are making it into a bigger deal. I was merely adding my style of editorial humor. So sorry you cannot take a joke...


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