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I just needed the john here in the office. We are only four people in here, so it never gets dirty. I went in there now and found a humongous wad of tissue or something of that nature stuffed in the toilet. I tried flushing it, but it would not go down, so my hand went into the toilet. It was clean, though I later saw that the outer edge of the toilet and the floor have traces of dirty stuff. I pulled out the wad, and it kept coming. A huge pile as though it had come from a brand new refrigerator!

I can stick me hand into toilets when the need arises. This time, I was lucky it was clean.


Posted

Watch out for the unseen germs!!! Now I have stuck my hands in many places but never in a toilet! LOL


Tristram_Goncalves
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Maybe is was an attack wad of tp, mutated by nuclear fallout with plans to take over the world?


Posted

Wait. Who else around here is planning on taking over the world?


Tristram_Goncalves
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I have big, mutant dust bunnies under my bed. They keep eating the wild life in the area and I think they are planning to overthrow the Earth by ingeniously destroying all the vacuum cleaners in the world.


Posted

Jack, anyone who plans to take over this world deserve exactly what they get! :O)


Debbie_Dibble
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@jack: Ewwuuuuu! One word comes to mind......PLUNGER! Lol


Posted

I don't think a plunger would have done the job. What this toilet needed was some good, old-fashioned handywork.


Debbie_Dibble
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Lol.....ok


Posted

Strange? Funny? Odd? I have never been into potty humor, course language and/or porno---do you think something is wrong with me?????? LOL



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