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Posted

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
By a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
Attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
Something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
Like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
Know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
Wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
Chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
A private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
Said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's
Only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time)


Timothy_Brown
Posted

Funny!


Posted

Hahaha, that was a lovely Monday Morning giggle!


Tristram_Goncalves
Posted

The title scared me until I realized he was military. Wicked LOL funny.


Michael_Wolfe
Posted

I have to say it was so funny I had to pass it on to my friends...


Reese_Luciano
Posted

Oh wow! Haha! That was hilarious!


Michael_Denne_63855
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Bazinga !!!


Posted

bazinga?


Michael_Denne_63855
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It as a quote from Big Bang Theory on CBS TV…where main character Dr Sheldon Cooper (played by gay actor Jim parsons) uses often to mean "Gotcha" I use it to acknowledge someone has said something funny relevany and pointed ...its actually meant as a term of endearment …that's my understanding of it… sorry if I offended ..I didn't mean to? Anyway check this link … http://www.sheldonfan.com/origin-sheldon-coopers-bazinga.html

Posted

You did not offend me. You added a word to my lexicon. Yasher koiach.


Michael_Denne_63855
Posted

It's 12:03am here now … imagine if I said ..."NO SEX SINCE 1203 "... !!!


Posted

I'd suggest that you got out a bit more.


Michael_Denne_63855
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Hahaha ….well for a 59 year old I reckon I am out more than enough… just check my photos or Facebook page… you will see what I mean. Click my "Follow Me buttons" ? … I do not go out night…wasting time in mindless existence in bars clubs or discos. But I take your point… I could still do more … just show me the way & I'll be there ?


Michael_Denne_63855
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I just wish for a short while some guys on this site would try moving outside their comfort zones and take an interest in the world ...rather than what lies between their legs ? Sorry if I offend .. but it riles me here...


Tristram_Goncalves
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If you haven't had sex since 1203 I'd say your in a dry streak like me.


Michael_Denne_63855
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Dry streak since 1203am ? Maybe I should checkin at 813pm for a change… But I can live with that … working on getting a tropical wet streak very soon.


Tristram_Goncalves
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I would love it if the Weathergirls would predict that it is gonna rain men!


Michael_Denne_63855
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Bring it on please…!!!


Michael_Denne_63855
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Sorry David I am dumb-arsed Aussie…..LMFAO … i am too old for acronyms ???
I am sure it has sexy & erotic "NO SEX SINCE 1955" connotations ...nice !!!



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