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You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programmes.
In a rural programme for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said? “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year”?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... And only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ..


Karen_Wright
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That's so funny Carol
Have never heard of it love


Jone_Selfester
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i realy enjoy reading this words
would not u get mad? what was her reaction? funny ^_^
as they says always old farmers wises
thanx bro


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hmm


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Funny carol


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I've decided to post some of the crazy things that find their way to mail e-mail lol
And if they make me smile I will share them with to all and hope you get a smile too.


Karen_Wright
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Always get a laugh comming from you love.



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Debbie_Dibble
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ROFLOL!!!!! That's pretty good carol. Thanks for the laugh!


Ola_Gordon
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laugh out loud funny thanks carol



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