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Here's a one to start you off!

After she woke up, a woman told her wife, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?"

"You’ll know tonight," her wife said.

That evening the woman's wife came home with a small package and gave it to her. Delighted, the woman opened it--to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

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That's funny. Once for her birthday my mother wanted my father to get her a set of RevereWare pans. Not being subtle people she cut out a newspaper ad and placed it on his breakfast plate so he would have to pick it up to get his food. On her birthday my father gave her a portable black and white tv.

When she asked him what the hell is this shit, he said, that was the ad you cut out. The ad for the pans was on the next page, she never did get her RevereWare.

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