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Hey everyone

Lets have some fun with Valentines day! I wanna hear you wax lyrical!

All you have to do is complete the famous Valentine's Poem to fit into one of these categories

1. Funny
2. Romantic
3. Sad

Be sure to label the category you wish it to be in (and you can do all three if you like!)

Here are my submissions:

FUNNY
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The pope has quit
Who's next in the queue?

ROMANTIC
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna spend my life
Making love to you

SAD
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Spending today alone
I need a whole life review

Over to you!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
______________
______________

Giveways for the best out of all three categories!

Good luck


Posted

OOOH, better funny one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The pope has quit
Cos he's as gay as YOU!


Tristram_Goncalves
Posted

Funny

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm buried in snow
right up to my who-who!


Lexie_Preston
Posted

Romantic

roses are red,
violets are blue,
my life isn't complete,
thats why i need you.


Posted

romantic
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you may not know this but,
I'm falling for you


Posted

funny

Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue
But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

funny
roses are okay
violets are fine
you be the 6 and i'll be the 9


Tristram_Goncalves
Posted

Anna Delaney you are so funny! But if the roses are black, someone put a hit on you and you'll get the kiss of death from a sweaty Italian dude named Trigger.


Posted

Funny
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm forever alone
except for my cats

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't


KeKe_Williams-Chambers
Posted

Funny
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're breaking up
I bid you adieu!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've a fake mustache
and a ski mask too

Roses are red
Violet is purple
I've got a bed
Wait...what rhymes with purple?

Roses are red
And apples are too
Come with me, Snow
I've got one for you

Roses are blue
and Violets are red
I've got some spray paint
Let's screw with some heads

Roses are grey
Violets are too
I am a dog
SQUIRREL! Oh, hi you.

Roses are red
Your blood is too
Be my valentine
or we'll see if that's true.

Romantic
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Champagne on ice
and flowers for you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you forgot,
But I still love you

Sad
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The flowers are dead
Like my love for you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Working with flowers
With no one, not you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm all alone
Can I have you


Indiana_Dolly
Posted

[Romantic]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
All I ever do,
Is close my eyes & see you

[Funny]

Roses are Red,
'Cause they're always dead,
Violets are Blue,
'Cause they always need glue,
I won't know which you really need,
'Cause I'm out of clue,

[Sad]

Roses are Red,
'Cause I've always given you my every breath,
Violets are Blue,
Since I've always wanted to be with you.


Adryan_Wilde
Posted

Sad) Roses are red Violets are blue The empty space on your side of the bed has got me missing you

Romantic) Roses are red Violets are blue I cherish every moment we've spent, just us two

Funny) Roses are Red Violets are Blue Gay horses say Hay Richard Simmons would say, "these are for you!"


Posted

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tomorrow I wanna hear
More from you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
More submissions
Wanted to come through

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Posted

PSHHH taking this Descartes style!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are they really?
Nothing is true !


Jo_Anne
Posted

Funny

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
than dinner for two

Romantic
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Catch me if you can
laying in the sand

Sad
roses are red
Violets are blue
this pain you bring
leaves a sting


Posted

Romantic
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When you hold me at night
All I dream of is you

Sad
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tears are shed
As goodbyes are said

Funny
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You twiddle your thumbs
As I beat your bum


Jane_Flynn
Posted

Romantic;

roses are red,
violets are blue
you're so weird.
that i just have to love you

Funny;

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I like food,
monkey

Sad;

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I hate myself,
for losing you


Posted

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't do Valentines
What about you?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My biclycle's gone
And my lover too

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to stop this,
I hope you do too


Posted

We have a winner!...or three

Hi Everyone, thank you ALL for your admissions! We have chosen the following three as the winners.

FUNNY
Roses are Red,
'Cause they're always dead,
Violets are Blue,
'Cause they always need glue,
I won't know which you really need,
'Cause I'm out of clue,
Indiana Dolly

SAD
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tears are shed
As goodbyes are said
Pierson Everett


ROMANTIC
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you may not know this but,
I'm falling for you
Anna Delaney

@Anna, Pierson, Indiana please email me here tara@gays.com your snail mail address so we can email you some Gays.com Goodies

CONGRATS


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