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Jim_Bond
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Answers found after all the questions.

1) What word begins with E but only contains one letter?
2) What always stays in its own little corner but travels the world?
3) What part of a vehicle is the most dangerous?
4) What would woman do without man?
5) What is the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?
6) How does ons call for an elevator in China?
7) What is a bat's greatest fear?
8) What fish is the most stupid?
9( What does ons call a woman who has never taken the Pill?
10) Why do men enjoy fellatio so much?
11) I enter hard and dry and come out soft and wet. What am I?
12) What do you call a fat police officer?
13) Why can't men get Mad Cow disease?
14) What did the pregnant blonde say to her girlfriend?
15) I wear classes but I see nothing. What am I?







ANSWERS
1) An envelope.
2) A Stamp.
3) The Driver.
4) She would tame another animal.
5) An accident is when your Mother-In-Law falls from the 5th floor.
A catastrophe is when she gets up again.
6) By pushing on the UP button, of course.
7) Having diarrhoea while asleep.
8) The Sardine because it hides in it's house, locks the door and leaves the key outside.
9) MOMMY!
10) For the 15 minutes of silence.
11) A tea biscuit soaked in a glass of milk.
12) A Double-Agent.
13) Because men are pigs.
14) "I hope it's mine."
15) A nose.


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Dave_Mack
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Had to work thru some of the TYPOs but this was humerous! Where do you find this stuff? Someone has a very furtile mind..


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Jim_Bond
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Actually, Dave, I get almost all of them from a friend of mine who, in turn, gets them from many of his online friends. Inasmuch as they are all in French, I try to translate them in bunches. Unfortunately, some don't translate well as they use expressions that make no sense in English, but occasionally, I can use something that WILL work well.


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Dave_Mack
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Now THAT makes sense.. Might I suggest you use GOOGLE TRANSLATE.. it allows you to put any tect into it in its own language then you select the language to translate to. I have a friend in Germany and I use it when I email him. While he can read English I KNOW it makes it a lot easier.


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Jim_Bond
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Yes, Dave, I know about Google Translate. I also have INSTANT TRANSLATE - an app from Apple. However, neither one translates the SENSE of a joke. I have to keep going back & 'correct' their translation. Being bilingual (an English-speaking person who has been living here all my life, so I can read, write & speak French), I find that it is easier to do it myself. (Not everything, mind you. LOL)


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