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Monday Jokes 1 :

Q : What do skeletons say before they begin dining ?
A : Bone appetit !
Q : Where do baby ghosts go during the day ?
A : Dayscare centers
Q : Why do mummies make excellent spies ?
A : They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Monday Jokes 2 :

Q : Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet ?
A : He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills !
A cow and a horse got into an accident ,
while they were coming around a blind corner.

Question : Who is to be blamed ?

Answer : The cow... b/c she didn't blow her horn !

Monday Jokes 3 :

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist ,
"Paint me w diamond rings , a diamond necklace , emerald bracelets ,
a ruby broach n gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things ," he replied.

"I know ," she said.
"It's in case , I should die before my husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away , n I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry. "




LOL that last one is awesome lol x


LOL Hope you ain't rolling on the floor are you Shabs ? hahahaahahahaha That was a pretty loud n huge laughter Lmao xD

@Hannah : We always have something in common Me too lol I love the last joke that is why I chose that lol


Nah i was not rolling on the floor, but yea was indded laughing out loud :-)


Thanks, Ella. I needed these this morning !




woop woop :P xx


I hear your laughter Shabs , too loud :P And anytime Andria .. m glad you need these jokes n also glad to share laughter w you all


Aahahha Ella, you're awesome
I like the last one a ton and the little kid ones I can tell at work!


Wooooooo lol I got you laughing at work hahaha .. Yeah It is so great to share laughter w the girls here ..



Lol :-D X.x.x.

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