Jim_Bond Posted August 29, 2012 A little old lady was stopped by the police. Little Old Lady - "Is there a problem, officer?" Officer - "Yes, madam. I'm afraid to say that you seem to have been driving at an excessive speed." L.O.L. - "Ah, I see." O. - "Can I see your driver's licence, please?" L.O.L. "Well, I'd be happy to give it to you, but I don't have one." O. - "You don't have one?" L.O.L. - "No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving." O. - "I see. May I have your immatriculation papers?" L.O.L. - "I don't have them either." O. - "Why?" L.O.L. - "Because I stole this car." O. - "You stole it?" L.O.L. - "Yes, and I killed the owner." O. - "You did What?" L.O.L. - "The body parts are in plastic bags in the truck if you want to see them." The officer takes a long look at the Little Old Lady and slowly walks back to his cruiser. Once there, he immediately calls for help. After a few minutes, 5 police cars have encircled the L.O.L.'s car. A sergent slowly approaches the car with his gun drawn. Sergent - "Madam, would you kindly step out of the vehicule?" L.O.L. "Of course, officer. Is there a problem?" S. - My collegue tells me that you have stolen this vehicle and that you have killed its owner." L.O.L. "Killed the owner. Are you serious?" S. - "Yes. Would you please open the trunk of the car?" (The L.O.L. opens the trunk which is completely empty.) S. - "Is this your vehicule, madam?" L.O.L. "Of course! Here are the registration papiers." (The first officer is completely surprised.) S. - My collegue also tells me that you do not have a driver's permit." The L.O.L. rummages in her handball, finds her permit and hands it to the sergent who examines it attentively. S. - "Thank you madam. But I am a bit confused, because the first officer told me that you did not have a permit, that you had stolen this vehicule and that you had murdered the owner." L.O.L. - "What a liar! I'll bet that he also told you that I was speeding!"